Stage 5. I get him some hobnobs and a pot of squeezy honey. On attempting to open the honey, James exclaims "Ow! My cuticle. There's not much cute about a cuticle". Obviously this makes me laugh, to which James replies "Stop laughing, it's like a clown". He also tells me that I will make him cry by continuing to take photos.

Low blood sugar makes James paranoid and slightly delirious. This is why he comes out with some real gems.

"Oh..you sort out the blood sugar and everything else just falls into place" At the best of times James likes to talk for the sake of talking, but here is a prime example.